If I happen to win the lottery (hard to do when you never play) or somehow find $350 lying around, here’s item #1 on my wishlist. It’s life-size, makes the real sounds and lights, and it’s made of heavy-duty metal, leatherette and plastic, the moire pattern spins. Basically, it’s a real tricorder. Well, a “prop reproduction.” But in a limited edition, collector’s model, with display stand, shipping in February. And oh, man, do I want one! If a good fairy happens to read this…it’s available at MasterReplicas.com .